Chairman Obama dot com » Obama Humor http://www.chairmanobama.com Spreading around your wealth Mon, 06 Feb 2012 13:40:59 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 3 Faces of Jobs http://www.chairmanobama.com/2012/01/3-faces-of-jobs/ http://www.chairmanobama.com/2012/01/3-faces-of-jobs/#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 20:47:46 +0000 admin http://www.chairmanobama.com/?p=1716 The three faces of Jobs.

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A system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least informed  to vote or produce, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of an  ever-diminishing number of producers.

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During his vacation at Martha’s Vineyard – Chairman Obama had been slicing off the tee  on every hole.

He asks his Scottish caddy if he has noticed any obvious reasons for his poor tee shots, to which the caddy replies:

“Aye, there’s a piece of shit on the end of yer driver. “

The Chairman picks up his driver and cleans the club face, at which point the caddy says:

“Nae, the other end.”

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He has what appears to be what we lack in the White House — Moochelle excepted!

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He’s Reggie’s man now

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Who’s the Rocket Scientist who came up with WTF?

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Got to MV today. That’s what we elite call Martha’s Vineyard. Chelle wanted to go for some ice cream. Ya know, I don’t mind, but I wish she would at least order me a sundae, too. I think she’s still mad at me about me and Reggie and the coconut cream pies.

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I gathered the Galesburg HS football team around me to show how cool and athletic I am. I woulda caught that ball, too, if the stupid kid (who looked a lot like George Bush!) had thrown it right. And the kid it bonked on the head would have been OK if he had worn his helmet and not gotten in my way. I think there was a headwind, too, because I almost caught the ball but circumstances beyond my control snatched it from my grasp.

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Reggie and I were having a hoot on the bus trip this week, what with the coconut cream pies and the ice cream cones and having a smoke whenever I damned well pleased.
And then Chelle called. “BAH-Rock! Don’t you think you can just mosey all over the countryside with that Reggie Love from now until whenever. I am ready for a that vacation to Martha’s Vineyard and you best get your skinny ass out here. I have not had a vacation since my visit to my brother last week and now I have shopped myself ragged getting the lobster and the Dom Perignon. Mama and I will go ahead and eat without you.”
So I told Reggie we better get on AF1 pronto and head east. (Sigh)

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