The three faces of Jobs.



Definition: “Ineptocracy” (in-ept-oc-ra-cy)
A system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least informed to vote or produce, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of an ever-diminishing number of producers.

During his vacation at Martha’s Vineyard – Chairman Obama had been slicing off the tee on every hole.
He asks his Scottish caddy if he has noticed any obvious reasons for his poor tee shots, to which the caddy replies:
“Aye, there’s a piece of shit on the end of yer driver. “
The Chairman picks up his driver and cleans the club face, at which point the caddy says:
“Nae, the other end.”