posted by Old Hippie on Nov 11
From the First Book of Obama
Obama is my Comrade, I shall not want.
He leadeth me beside still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the People’s Socialist party.
He guideth me in the path of Communism.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line, I shall not go hungry.
Obama has anointed my income with taxes,
My earnings runneth out from wealth redistribution,
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life.
My family and I shall live forever in government housing.
But I am glad I am an American, and I remember when I was free.
I just so wish I was a dog, and Obama a tree.
posted by admin on Nov 11
The Obama Plan
Step One — Stifle Free Speech (Fairness Doctrine)
Step Two — Disarm (Revoke carry permit and collect guns)
Step Three — Release the secret police on your enemies (Party Police - Gestpo, KGB)
Step Four — Redistribute wealth (Remove power from the ambitious)
Step Five — Nationalize businesses and banks
Obama’s plan worked well for Joe Stalin and Adolf Hitler
posted by Old Hippie on Nov 11
Recipe for the new Obama cake.
- Take 3 pounds of empty slogans
- Add one teleprompter
- Mix in an adoring and unquestioning media
- Stir in a healthy pinch of white liberal guilt
- Bake for less then two years in the Senate
- Serve with kool aid
Serve quickly - it begins to stink when left in the light of day.
