posted by Old Hippie on Nov 10
A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury.
Archive for November 10th, 2008
posted by Old Hippie on Nov 10
- BARACK OBAMA: The chicken is just eight more years of Bush!
- WILLIAMS AYRES: When we succeed with making America Communist, as many as 25,000,000 chickens will not succeed in the re-education camps, and need to be exterminated.
- OLD HIPPIE: Because the chicken was a lying, racist, elitist, terrorist loving, commie rat bastard.
- MICHELLE OBAMA: For the first time in my life, I am proud of that chicken.
- REV. WRIGHT: No No No – God damn the chicken! God damn-n-n the chicken!
- OBAMA’s MAMA: I never met a white Rooster I’d date!
- OBAMA’s GRANDMAMA: Black Roosters scare me!
- Je$$EE JACKA$$: Boo Hoo Hoo, I’m no longer the barnyard Rooster around here.
- JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
- SARAH PALIN: That road the liberal media claim that chicken crossed? Well, that is the Road to Nowhere, and I told Congress. Thanks, but no thanks to that. So there isn’t any road for that chicken to cross and any reporter who says otherwise ought to be fired.
- JOHN EDWARDS: I’m not the father of that hen’s chick!
- JOE BIDEN: Chicken is a three letter word, and it is patriotic for those who raised more chickens to share with those who didn’t raise any chickens.
- OSAMA BIN LADEN: We support the Islamic, I mean the skinny chicken for president!
- HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from day one that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road… but then, this really isn’t about me.
- HOWARD DEAN: Chicken, Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
- GEORGE W. BUSH: We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
- DICK CHENEY: Where’s my gun?
- COLIN POWELL: I’m announcing today, that I will be voting for the black chicken.
- BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
- AL GORE: Global warming will cause the sky to fall for all chickens. Now where’s my Nobel for that off the wall and un-proven statement?
- JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken’s intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
- AL SHARPTON: This here black chicken was raped by all of those white chickens when she crossed the road.
- DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he’s acting by not taking on his current problems before adding new problems.
- OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
- ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
- NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he’s guilty ! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
- PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
- MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer’s Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
- DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.
- ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.Alone.
- JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can’t you people see the plain truth? That’s why they call it the ‘other side.’ Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay, too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like ‘the other side.’ That chicken should not be crossing the road. It’s as plain and as simple as that.
- GRANDPA: In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
- BARBARA WALTERS: Isn’t that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a seri ous case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.
- ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
- JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
- BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but wil l lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2008. This new platform is much more stable and will never reboot.
- ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
- COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
